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npm install -g @spfunctions/cli
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Databricks IPO Signal: 43-Point Crash in 'No IPO' Odds

The 'No IPO by June 30, 2026' outcome for Databricks plummeted 43 cents to 87%, the largest single-day move across all IPO markets. This suggests credible information about an imminent S-1 filing or roadshow announcement. Combined with Cerebras at 92% and Discord at 62%, the 2026 tech IPO pipeline is heating up dramatically.

Iran Conflict Odds at All-Time Highs: US Invasion at 59%, Regime Fall at 34%

Markets are pricing a historically elevated probability of US military action against Iran (59%) alongside a 34% chance the Iranian regime falls before 2027. The regime has 30% odds of withdrawing from the NPT, and nuclear test probability is at 10%. These interconnected markets suggest traders see a serious escalation pathway in the coming months.

Harvey Weinstein Sentencing: Major Repricing Underway

The 'No Prison Time' outcome crashed 22 cents to 26% while '20-30 years' surged 10 cents to 24%, suggesting dramatic developments in the Weinstein retrial. The 'less than 5 years' bucket also fell 14 cents. Markets now favor significant prison time, a reversal from previous expectations of acquittal or light sentence.

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Use it

CLI with 42 commands. Interactive agent with 25 tools + skills. Terminal dashboard.

sf agentsf dashboardsf watch "gold"sf scan "recession"
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Analyze + trade

Create thesis. Detect edges. What-if scenarios. Positions, P&L, orderbooks. Taker and maker.

sf create "oil stays above $100"sf edgessf buy KXWTI-T135 100 --price 43sf positions
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Connect + monitor

MCP, REST, curl. X signals. Telegram bot. Heartbeat engine. Server-side change detection.

claude mcp add simplefunctionscurl simplefunctions.dev/api/toolssf x "iran oil"sf telegram --token TOKEN